If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all
count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot
car...Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off
your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates provides your total daily intake of calories in
one place.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to
protect themselves.

Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet.

Two phrases: Money talks. Chocolate sings.

The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger.

Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Because no one
wants to quit!

Without chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An
entire garment industry would be devastated.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That
way, at least you'll get one thing done.