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I started getting interested in computers in the late eighties to early nineties. In 1992 they came out with this free program called SLMR21a. It's name was "Silly Little Mail Reader", and it had a tagline feature that allowed you to have a list of taglines to pick from, or you could set it to random, etc. Here are a few I remember.
Taglines are like cats, you just think they're yours. Cat bathing is a martial art. If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? Why is abbreviated such a long word? Why does cargo go by ship, and a shipment go by car? H.I.L.L.A.R.Y. Husband Is Lying Like A Redneck Yokel! C.L.I.N.T.O.N. Compulsive Liar In Nations Top Office Now! Inhale to the chief! Thesaurus; An ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary. A waste is a terrible thing to mind. Old Chinese proverb... He who chases car, gets exhausted! Pro is to con, as progress is to congress. Blueberries are purple ...except when they're green, then they're red. Clip clop, clip clop; ignore, ignore, ignore! An Amish drive by shunning. A Communist is a Liberal, in a hurry! Don't mess with Texas... you may get some of it on you! A clock is a small device used for waking people up, who have no children.
There are millions of these, anyone know some good ones?
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