"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.

So, he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door
and there is a man standing at the door. It doesn't take the homeowner
long to realize the man is drunk.

"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push?"

"No, get lost! It's half past three! I was in bed!" yells the man as
he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened.

She remarks, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we
broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the
baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started
again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.

"It doesn't matter," explains the wife. "He needs our help and it would
be nice to help him."

So, the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes
downstairs. He opens the door but he can't see the stranger anywhere in
the dark, so he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?"

He hears a voice cry out, "Yes, please."

"Where are you?" shouts the homeowner.