House Church Talk - RECALL NOTICE

[Terra King]

Recall Notice: 

     The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units
manufactured, 

     regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and 

     central components of the heart. This is due to a
malfunction in the 

     original prototype units code named Adam and Eve,
resulting in the 

     reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent
units. 

     This defect has been technically termed, "Subsequential Internal Non-morality", or more commonly known as SIN, as it is
primarily expressed. 

     Some other symptoms are as follows: 

     [a] Loss of direction 

     [b] Foul vocal emissions 

     [c] Amnesia of origin 

     [d] Lack of peace and joy 

     [e] Selfish, or violent behavior 

     [f] Depression or confusion in the mental component 

     [g] Fearfulness 

     [h] Idolatry 

     [I] Rebellion 

     The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault
for this defect is 

     providing a factory authorized repair and service Free
Of Charge to 

     correct 

     this SIN defect. 

     The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously
offered to bear the 

     Entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. 

     There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all 

     areas around the world is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected,
please upload your

     burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. 

     Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart 

     component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect
is, Jesus will replace 

     it with: 

     [a] Love 

     [b] Joy 

     [c] Peace 

     [d] Patience 

     [e] Kindness 

     [f] Goodness 

     [g] Faithfulness 

     [h] Gentleness 

     [I] Self control 

     Please see operating manual, Holy Bible (Believers
Instructions Before 

     Leaving Earth), for further details on the use of these
fixes. As an added 

     upgrade, the Manufacturers made available to all
repaired units a facility 

     enabling direct monitoring and assistance from a
resident Maintenance 

     Technician, the Holy Ghost. 

     Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will
take up permanent 

     residence on the premises! 

     WARNING: 

     Continuing to operate the human being unit without
correction voids Any 

     Manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to the
dangers and problems too 

     numerous to list and will result in the human unit
being permanently 

     impounded. For free emergency service, call on JESUS. 

     DANGER: 

     The human being units not responding to this recall
action will have to be 

     scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect still not be
permitted to enter 

     Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. 

     Thank you for your attention. Please assist where
possible by notifying 

     others of this important Recall Notice! 

     The Purpose of Jesus' Ministry: 

     The whole purpose of Jesus' ministry is to bring us to the house of His 

     Father. Not only did Jesus come to free us from the
bonds of sin and death, 

     He also came to lead us into the intimacy of His divine life -- Jesus in us.



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