House Church Talk - 10 Commandments

[R.L. Johnson]

The Ten Commandments ~ Southern Style

The classic Ten Commandments are posted in a little sign on the wall 
at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie, Texas...but all the "shalt" and 
"shalt not" biblical dictates are delivered with a Southern twang:

1.    Yep, just one God.
2.    Honor yer Ma & Pa.
3.    No telling tales or gossiping'.
4.    Git yourself to meetin with His peoples on His day.
5.    Put nothin' before God.
6.    No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
7.    No killin'.
8.    Watch yer mouth.
9.    Don't take what ain't yers.
10.   Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.


The Ten Commandments ~ Cajun Style    

(Keeps it REAL Simple!)

1.    God is number one... and das' All.
2.    Don't pray to nuthin' or nobody... jus' God.
3.    Don't cuss nobody... 'specially da Good Lord.
4.    When it be God's day... pass yo'self by God's House.
5.    Yo mama an' yo daddy dun did it all... lissen to dem.
6.    Killin' duck an' fish, das' OK... people - No!
7.    God done give you a wife... sleep wit' jus' her.
8.    Don't take nobody's boat... or nuttin' else.
9.    Don't go wantin' somebody's stuff.
10.   Stop lyin'... yo tongue gonna fall out yo mouf!