House Church Talk - Duh . . .

[Phillip Cohen]

  The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. 

  After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. 

  Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabi,
look 
  towards sky, what you see?" 

  The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." 

  "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. 

  The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically 
  speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially 
  billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time

  wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the 
  morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we
are 
  small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a 
  beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" 

  Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabi, Someone has stolen
tent."